facerant

The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.

An example of a facerant is ...

"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."

by Ladi Di July 09, 2009

facer

noun- a blunt smoked entirely by one person to the face until the buddha is all gone or mental retardation begins to occur

I smoked a dank forty-dollar facer at the Cudi concert last night and felt like I was on the Pursuit of Happiness.

by Steaz December 17, 2010

facer

when one person smokes a blunt(weed) to him/herself.

yo son i aint smoked all day I'm bout to take a facer.

by pyro1421 August 20, 2008

facer

Gentleman's language for a punch in the face

Simon: The prince insulted my duchess, so I gave him a good facer.

by Bobsled10 July 18, 2022

facers

slang term for facebook

"check out my pics on facers"

by Nicola Silcock May 27, 2008

facer

someone who fucks up a lot when they type

Stefan: "hey kyla <#3"
Stefan: "* <3/"
Stefan: "* <3"
Kyla: "WOW you are such a facer :P"

by InsanityWolf April 17, 2011

Facer

The person that sat directly opposite you on a bus or train, that is trying as much as you to not make eye contact, its a difficult, tedious and emabarrasing situation

"couldnt take that call kido, had a facer on the way in, and the rest of the bus was empty!"

by theshadyyouallknow July 31, 2009