The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.
An example of a facerant is ...
"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."
"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."
by Ladi Di July 10, 2009
noun- a blunt smoked entirely by one person to the face until the buddha is all gone or mental retardation begins to occur
I smoked a dank forty-dollar facer at the Cudi concert last night and felt like I was on the Pursuit of Happiness.
by Steaz December 16, 2010
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by InsanityWolf March 31, 2011
The person that sat directly opposite you on a bus or train, that is trying as much as you to not make eye contact, its a difficult, tedious and emabarrasing situation
by theshadyyouallknow July 31, 2009