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1. sponge
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a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket
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gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection
by ivor biggun Feb 20, 2004 share this
2. sponge
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if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge.

comes form the absorbing powers sponges have.
WTF he's a fucking sponge!
by Dirk6 Jun 28, 2005 share this
3. Sponge
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Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.
"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."
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by Deejster Sep 5, 2007 share this
4. Sponge
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1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.
1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.
by El Barto Jun 13, 2004 share this
5. Sponge
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A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.
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by Rorshock Apr 13, 2009 share this
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A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.
Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.
by The Colonel Jul 18, 2003 share this
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A useful term for the female pubic region. So called due to the spongy, springy nature of the average minge.
She had a reet fine sponge on her.

All she did was nag, nag, nag, so I kicked her in the sponge.
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by spongekicker Sep 20, 2006 share this
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