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Fartass
The fat face stinky fucktard that rejects your urban dictionary entry because he envies your awesomeness.
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fartass
Just a random insult. Combining "Fart" and "Ass." Or accusing one of passing too much anal gas. Not an insult to be taken to heart, however. Fun times.
fartass by Troy McGrath July 31, 2003
fartass
fartass by awesome darkness March 23, 2009
Fartass around
A: What are you going to do on your holiday break?
B: I dunno, probably just fartass around all day.
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"Teens today have no drive. They just fartass around"
B: I dunno, probably just fartass around all day.
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"Teens today have no drive. They just fartass around"
Fartass around by FrozenEternity October 10, 2015
smuckin fartass
The reverse of "Fuckin Smartass"
Used in a more playful and acceptable tone that can be tested in a work, school, and religious environment without fail
Used in a more playful and acceptable tone that can be tested in a work, school, and religious environment without fail
smuckin fartass by D. Hunter February 25, 2005
Fartbasket
A portable container into which the participant may discharge an anal vapor in order to share the contents with interested parties at various locations.
Fartbasket
An innovative system utilized to share anally dispersed vaporous aromas with a vast array of geographically distant folkles.
An innovative system utilized to share anally dispersed vaporous aromas with a vast array of geographically distant folkles.
Fartbasket by Jay Kay 1971 January 15, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026