Errectile Malfunction 

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

Errectile Malfunction by Zaky November 27, 2006

Erectile Malfunction 

When you get horny and fuck an ugly chick

Person #1 : Bro you fucked buck toothed becky. ERECTILE MALFUNCTION.

Erectile Malfunction by R-o-o-p May 31, 2015

erectile malfunction 

When you lose your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse.

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.

erectile malfunction by naknumm September 8, 2007

Erectile Malfunction 

The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.

“Man, I think I have erectile malfunction, it just won’t go down”

Erectile Malfunction by A_Bisexual_Indian February 16, 2020

erectile misfunction 

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

erectile misfunction by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011