Emmert
The act of throwing up in the bathroom trash can while sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea.
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Pulling a Mark Emmert
The principal was overstepping his authority and pulling a Mark Emmert when he cancelled the Homecoming Parade for four years, just because the boys' cross country team dressed up as seamen (semen, get it, haha).
Pulling a Mark Emmert by waytogo123 October 8, 2012
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Emmert • The Emmert • PHILIP EMMERT • Pulling a Mark Emmert • emmett • emmet • emmerson • Emmer • Emmett Cullen • Emmery
PHILIP EMMERT
A piece of shit who can't lift 2 pounds and doesn't know how to walk. He instead bikes everywhere and acts gay. He flew into a horses ass.
PHILIP EMMERT by Shensep October 28, 2017
The Emmert
Turning down the hottest girl in school in order to be with the girl who dumped him for a kid nicknamed cheese
The Emmert by Ryan Sweeney July 22, 2008
the emmert
the act or state of turning down the hottest girl in school for a girl who dumped you for a guy nicknamed "CHEESE"
the emmert by Patty Emmert August 29, 2008
Emmerdaled
The feeling of being THAT high that you lose all sense of reality and feel like you are in a TV show
Emmerdaled by Bowman97 November 13, 2014
emmersyn
Emmersyn is a beautiful sexy person who is always a happy positive person who would cheer up the whole world if she could. She is a very loud outgoing girl who makes friends instantly.she can get boys in just a matter of seconds. She acts as if she is very lazy and she can’t be bothered doing anything but actually she is a very sporty athletic girl. All the boys just fall head over heels for this fantastic Emmersyn she is smart and caring and also one of the most loving people I have ever met. Don’t forget the guys love an Emmersyn
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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