Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.
I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.
by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015
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When a large (or small) party of sports jocks get together for a grand old time of group ejaculation. This congregation of jocks are usually the high school's sports heros who are secretly homosexual.
Hey Johnny! Wanna come with me and some of the dudes for some awesome ejockulation!? It's gonna be rad!
by Makins October 23, 2009
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