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When someone is Dumb and Baffled = Daffled
I showed my boss our new iphone app, she was completely and utterly daffled.

I later heard her regurgitate it to the management team like it was her baby. hey were even more daffled.

I think she managed to look smart. Bitch.
Daffled by tinternet February 17, 2010
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yaffle daffle 

A word of exclamation to be employed when one is socially obliged to say something but isn't sure if he or she should respond positively, negatively or neutrally. When one wants to show something is notable but lacks infomation on what attitude to form about it.
Husband: How was your day, honey?
Wife: It was pretty average.
Husband: Yaffle daffle.
after seeing your friend get powned and everyones on the floor laughing you can say that he got "daffle powned" .. meaning he got powned in a very funny way. Also sounds cool cuz its like waffle but with a D :P
LMAO HE JUST GOT DAFFLE POWNED BY THE INVISIBLE SLIDING DOOR!!! HAHAHA
Daffle by metesh October 16, 2008
daddy twat waffle - A compliment, think of a man you would consider a zaddy or daddy but he's too wholesome to be a straight up daddy. He's also got a little bit of the twat waffle energy. Examples: Yung Gravy, Paul Rudd, or Robert Patterson.
Damn, Paul Rudd is such a dwaffle, he's like a daddy but with real dad energy.
dwaffle by freeelf6969 March 9, 2022
a brown spotted animal with a long neck and eats trees
I have a stuffed draffe.
draffe by Devsss February 10, 2005
It is a situation where somebody truly believes he/she is the best at the sport or activity he/she is involved in, but everybody else knows that they actually are quite terrible at it.
I feel bad for Michael, he is in a Draffen. He just thinks he is the best at tennis, but he is actually quite terrible.
Draffen by migueldraffin November 24, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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