Unreal, a player on Cho'gall on the game World of Warcraft, is called this often. It means "The Greatest PvPer alive"
Ünreal is a Dousch. Why does he even play this game.
by Not Ünreal October 19, 2008
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"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."
by douche1394 July 16, 2009
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A misspelling.

Some dumb shit Mat made up.

Doesn’t make any sense.
I bought these dousche glasses at the gas station for $5 bro! Total score!
by Omfg_rachael March 12, 2019
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Pronounced: Dou-sha

A general term for an asshole or douche who is driving a Porsche or similar style of car. A typical Dousche is driving like they have been blindfolded with the inside of their own asshole and gagged with their own scrotum, or looks like a general rat-fuck.
Passenger: Woah that ass just cut us off!

Driver: yeah WTF is that guys problem, driving like a complete dick in a fancy car.

Passenger: That guy is a complete Dousche.
by Total Dousche June 27, 2016
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A person who kills a buz, or high.
Dude Pres. Bush is a huge dousche!
by Robben Sanguinet July 25, 2005
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One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.
The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.
by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
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A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.
* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?
by Dousche Armada Spotter August 12, 2009
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