Douche Bank 

Anyone stupid enough to pronounce the Dutsche Bank the same way you pronounce the feminine product.

Co-worker: So in this form here you write Douche Bank.

Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?

Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever

Superior co-worker: What a douche bank

Douche Bank by AvidCyn October 12, 2008

Douchebangable 

One who is extremely sexy but also a douchebag. you do not want to have any relations with this person because of their douchebaggery. you just want to bang them

Alex: Dayummmm he's sexy
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable

Michelle:*nods*

Douchebangable by Trickynikkki28 June 2, 2012

douchebaksh 

The highest category of douchebag, reserved only for those who've publicly and repeatedly proven themselves as such throughout their lives, careers, etc. Inspired by the great shirtless internet entrepreneur Gurbaksh Chahal.

1) Tom: Did you see that guy cry about starving children in Somalia and then go blow $50,000 on bottle service without donating a dime?

John: Yeah man...that guy's beyond a douchebag..that guy's a douchebaksh

douchebaksh by LVB3 March 12, 2011

EX-DOUCHEBAND 

A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.

Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"

Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."

Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."

EX-DOUCHEBAND by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010

doucheband 

A tribal-esque tattoo on the bicep of a male douchebag

Did you see the doucheband on that guy with the sleeveless tshirt? What is this, 1998?

doucheband by douchebaghata August 19, 2009

DoucheBanged

This is used to describe when a person on the same squad or team on a multiplayer FPS game throws a flashbangnear you or other squadmates/teammates causing them to be blinded for a short time sometimes resulting in taking damage or death.

dude, i totally just got DoucheBanged couldnt see the enemy and got headshotted!

DoucheBanged by SurlyCowMilker February 4, 2010

Douchebanger 

A douchebanger is a girl who repeatedly has sex or hooks up with complete douchebags. She may be slightly aware or completely in denial. She does it on a regular basis, and has not been well exposed to other types of men... normal guys who have manners, normal taste in clothing, and know how to treat a lady

"Wow she's such a douchebanger, I can't believe she's going home with that douche-sack." Girls who usually have low sel-esteem or think they know what is "cool" sleep with douchebags. Therefore, she is a douchebanger.

Douchebanger by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009