A man you married
because you loved
him and thought he loved
you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer
or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with
friend on the down low.
Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with
Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish
I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."
Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause
of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."