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a loyal person with a kind heart who likes fooling around and being sarcastic. A very closed up guy but caring. The most trustworthy and will forever be there for you.
Everyone needs a divan
Divan by Hdieihrbr May 25, 2022
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a kind, funny, athletic man. they are the kind of person that always makes you happy and laugh. Divan is very sarcastic and caring. even though sometimes he wants to scream. he is someone that cares deeply and is loved by all. he is super sweet and always on your side. he is definitely husband material.
you'd be lucky to have a divan
divan by divanswife February 14, 2023
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Divan's Drill 

An item worth 2 billion coins, or 200 booster cookies worth of coins. This item, in Hypixel Skyblock, will never get your money back because of how inefficient it is, and the fact you're gonna waste some of your minimum wage on this is pretty stupid. A maxed out Divan's Drill with some other equipment can make up to 50 million coins an hour, which means it would take 40 hours to get all of that sweet money back. Nobody would waste hours of their life using this, right? Right!?
stupidtimewaster MVP+: i got divan's drill haha

chillguywhosjustbored: aint that shit expensive jesus christ get a life

chillguywhosjustbored: also noone uses punctuation you fucking ding dong

Dirty divan 

When a man puts his dirty cum sock over his hand and fist fucks a girl.
John gave Sara a dirty divan in the closet last night.
Dirty divan by Drillbit June 7, 2021

Chicken Divan

A chicken based dish made by Anne, "chicken of Anne" is a common dish made for the hard of hearing foodies of our era.
Waiter: Thank you for choosing insert restaurant here! Would you like to try our signature dish, Chicken Divan?

Customer: Um, no, I'll take the better dish with the exact same ingredients though, yanno, CHICKEN OF ANNE.
Chicken Divan by Wronghusbandswrong October 22, 2018
A woman of amazing energy and spirit. She's strong, courageous, and posses a spirit that inspires. Applies to any woman who reminds you of Princess Diana of Themyscira Wonder Woman. A very down to earth woman, relates to other people very easily. She makes you want to not let her down. Her laugh lights up your day and she loves to laugh. Not someone to be trifled with, either. She is swift in her decisions and can see through your BS. While everyone likes her, she despises large groups of people and she seeks the intimacy of one-on-one and smaller groups.
You want to be near a Diana.
I need someone to lead this team through a very rough time...I need a real Diana.
Diana by Captain Grammerica August 21, 2018
Diana is nice cool cute and hot she is a great friend and will always have your back. All of the boys secretly are crushing on her. She has a lot of friends but only trusts a few people. If she trusts you your really lucky. But don't get on her bad side because if you do she will find a way to make you feel awful! She is shy at first but when you get to know her she is amazing! Boys if u have her treat her right! She is so sweet and everyone loves her. She is funny and sarcastic but really sassy plus she always likes random people!
Julian: Damm who's that hot gurl over there
Daniel: Duhh thats Diana the hottest and nicest person ever
Diana by Sassy Girll February 6, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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