Dick Fisting 

Dick fisting is when you shove your whole fist into someone dick hole.

When you pee afterwards it's like emptying a bucket of water on the ground.

Smash: Did you see that new website about dick fisting?
Cambio: Hell yeah me and Sipo do that shit all the time

Dick Fisting by E-Serious February 11, 2009

Dick Fuck Fisting 

When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once

Dick fuck fisting is a new sensation dad, i swear its not a phase- Girl

Dick Fuck Fisting by Noodle fish September 6, 2016

Dick Fitting 

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.

Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.

Dick Fitting by The Rockit April 27, 2010

Dick-Fishing 

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

Dick-Fishing by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019

Dick Fishing 

Act of laying down in a park,forest, library, or other public location and covering oneself completely with leaves, except one keeps their penis sticking out of the top. Sometimes it is necessary to tie a string to the end of said penis and give it slight tugs for movement in combination with slight noises to arouse curiosity of the prey.

Cameron's favorite past time is dick fishing in the public library's kid section on early out Wednesdays.

Dick Fishing by Trogdor5005 November 16, 2011

dick fishing 

During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.

Person 1: "Are you playing with yourself?"

Person 2:"NO! I'm dick fishing."

dick fishing by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009

Dick Fishing 

The act of trying to acquire a man, or simply get laid. Usually perpetrated by a desperate woman.

An below average woman trying to 'hook up' with any man available, often desperately.

Anytime a man came into the warehouse, Crystal would go dick fishing.

Dick Fishing by flox November 14, 2009