Derrpes 

A Semi Herditary Disease, Also Transmitable Through Person To Person Contact that causes the affected to become really really really stupid or slow

"dude look at that girl she looks like a man"

"umm that is a man dude"

"oh i must be having a derrpes outbreak"

Derrpes by Hunterfan! November 10, 2009

derpressing 

adj.

Carrying or resulting in a feeling of miserable dejection brought on by stupidity.

It's fucking derpressing that so many people think Sarah Palin is a viable candidate for president.

derpressing by Imperialist October 28, 2010

derpestrian 

A stupid pedestrian.
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."

Motherfuckin derpestrian!! Crossin' however you please just 'cause you know you could sue me if I hit you. Bitch.

derpestrian by Douglas Young November 13, 2007

Derpressionism 

The Art genre which most emo or scene kids draw
it's not really creative it's just all the same
mostly consists of baby pandas crying holding out his ripped out heart with the words "here take this, i know it's not much but it's all i have for you"

Emo Guy: here i made this for you
Emo Girl: awwwww it's so cute!
Goth kid: ....fml i hate Derpressionism effin' depressionists

Derpressionism by emanyell January 16, 2011

derpressed 

Being depressed over something stupid/silly or for a seemingly stupid/silly reason.

derpressed kid: "im depressed because my mom wont buy me black ops."

depressed kid: "what? i think your derpressed dude because thats no reason to be depressed. i'm depressed because my mom ran over my dog!"

derpressed by chaosweapon1 March 29, 2011

derpression 

What most teenagers are actually experiencing when they claim they are suffering from depression. Symptoms include whininess, pointless talk of suicide, crying to strangers over the Internet, and a general lack of common sense.

Trisha: Guys, I crashed my car today, and on top of that, my mom STILL won't let me go to prom. I'm depressed. :(

Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.

derpression by MusicalRocky December 4, 2010

Derpes 

A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.

Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol

Derpes by ItsjH November 17, 2010