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fag-ic |fajik|
noun

The power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces of faggotry.
I think Bishop wanted me away from her so he could try to get some poon with his fagic. That's like magic, but for fags.
by Imperialist May 29, 2011
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adj.

Carrying or resulting in a feeling of miserable dejection brought on by stupidity.
It's fucking derpressing that so many people think Sarah Palin is a viable candidate for president.
by Imperialist October 28, 2010
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