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The female and lesser version of son! Used when girls want to be as cool as those who call eachother son!Not every girl is a daught. They must pass strict compatability tests with the sons to gain recognition.
What ya up to daught!?
Daught by Ciaran Carney November 27, 2006
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Ur daught a thot 

The worst insult ever, more destroying than ur ancestors incestors, ur family tree lgbt,ur brother a mother,ur sister a mister,ur grandpap a trap,ur granny a tranny,ur dad lesbian, and ur mom gay. It destroys the receiver's essence from the 5th dimension down, slaughtering them mentally, physically, and instantly massacring their online status from whatever it was originally to nothing but Jake PaulFortniteMinecraftAIDSautismcancer.
Michael: Hey Jeff
Jeff: ur mom gay
Michael: ur dad lesbian
Jeff: ur granny a tranny
Michael: ur grandpap a trap
Jeff: ur sister a mister
Michael: ur brother a mother
Jeff: ur family tree lgbt
Michael: ur ancestors incestors
Jeff: Well, ur daught a thot
(Michael's asshole fucking implodes on itself, his face immediately falls off and his dick explodes, killing him instantly)

Dot Dawt Daught 

Used in place of dot dot dot which is used in place of "..."
It is used to express a fairly wide variety of reactions, such as that what it replies to is stupid, exasperating, or defeating. It is used in text conversations, such as message boards, chat rooms, IM, or Email. Using this form has gained popularity because if you line break after each you get a nice pyramidal shape, each line being longer than the one before.
Person one: Wait, Mario is a game?
Person two: Dot Dawt Daught
(or)
Dot
Dawt
Daught
Dot Dawt Daught by Unz September 25, 2005

daughtermommywife 

A nickname for Momoka Sakurai from the idol-based video game/anime/manga series Idolmaster Cinderella Girls. Most often used by 4chan and r/japanesepeopletwitter
UOOOHHHHHHH......... 😭😭‼️‼️ DAUGHTERMOMMYWIFE MOMOKA-CHAMA!!! LET ME LICK YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 CORRECTION NEEDED 💢💢💢💢!!!

Carlton Draught 

Best.Beer.Ever!

Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.

The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.
I'll have a pint of Carlton Draught mate!
Or
Pass us a tinnie of some Carlton Draught mate!
Carlton Draught by The_Phantom1337 September 20, 2014

not my daughter, you bitch! 

the most awesome quote from harry potter and the deathly hallows (book 7), when mrs. weasley takes on bellatrix lestrange and kills her for trying to take on her only daughter, ginny. quite possibly the best/ most badass quote in the series.
not my daughter, you bitch! ~Mrs. Weasley

daughter of a bitch 

The feminine version of 'son of a bitch', although bear in mind that a 'daughter of a bitch' is just another bitch.
From The Familiar of Zero:

Louise Valliere (Tearing up): Don't lie to me... when you were the one who called the maid. You prefer her, don't you?

Saito Hiraga (Shouting angrily): Are you a fucking idiot?! Why would I willingly please a selfish girl like you, you fucking goddamn daughter of a bitch cunt?!
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