Dafuque 

(Duh-fuk)-
Short for "What the fuck" and made into one word

Friend 1: Check out my drawing, dude!

Friend 2: Dafuque?

Dafuque by Jimjimbang February 22, 2013

dafaque 

another slang way of spelling/pronouncing "da fuck!"

pronounced "da-fuhk," with emphasis on the "fuck"

Her: "you gon take me shopping later?"
Me: "dafaque is wrong with you?!"
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Me: (Sees some messed up shit) "dafaque"

dafaque by Marcus Minor May 1, 2017

dafuqusayritenow? 

A shortened form of “what the fuck are you saying right now?” Used as an expression of disbelief of how absolutely retarded an individual can be. Usually said in an unnaturally high voice.

Him: I bet that dog’s ass is rly tight
Me: dafuqusayritenow?

dafuqusayritenow? by Cheemsburbger24601 October 27, 2020

Dafuquery

When a dumb or similarly challenged in the brain person has done something that makes you say dafuq? Whatever has caused the exclamation of dafuq is the act of dafuquery. Something that's just not right. What in the actual fk? That's dafuquery.

He did what what with the trumpet??? What a disgusting place to put a trumpet! Dafuquery is that????

Dafuquery by anonymous May 8, 2026