Dafuque
Dafuque by Jimjimbang February 22, 2013
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dafuqusayritenow?
A shortened form of “what the fuck are you saying right now?” Used as an expression of disbelief of how absolutely retarded an individual can be. Usually said in an unnaturally high voice.
dafuqusayritenow? by Cheemsburbger24601 October 27, 2020
Dafuquery
When a dumb or similarly challenged in the brain person has done something that makes you say dafuq? Whatever has caused the exclamation of dafuq is the act of dafuquery. Something that's just not right. What in the actual fk? That's dafuquery.
He did what what with the trumpet??? What a disgusting place to put a trumpet! Dafuquery is that????
dafuquobviously
Da-Fuck-Kwab-Vee-Us-Lee
Legitimate term which extracts feeling from the common phrase “The fuck? Obviously;” when sentence structure would rather benefit from adverb application.
Intended to convey a prior knowing of some thing or some event; implies there is an objective/subjective truth
Legitimate term which extracts feeling from the common phrase “The fuck? Obviously;” when sentence structure would rather benefit from adverb application.
Intended to convey a prior knowing of some thing or some event; implies there is an objective/subjective truth
Are you going to ampm to pick up alcohol?
“Dafuquobviously”
“Well, I mean he dafuquobviously fumbled so I don’t know what to tell you.”
- Where’s the rest of my tuna sandwich ???
“Wouldn’t it dafuquobviously be in the fridge or kitchen??? Did you even look for it?”
“Dafuquobviously”
“Well, I mean he dafuquobviously fumbled so I don’t know what to tell you.”
- Where’s the rest of my tuna sandwich ???
“Wouldn’t it dafuquobviously be in the fridge or kitchen??? Did you even look for it?”
dafuquobviously by Shimmyaya August 21, 2026
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