Cuntblunting
Cuntblunting by xkfm February 27, 2009
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Attacking a girl's genitals, whether for fun or for reasons of self defense. While not as easy of a target as a man's testicles, the clitoris is every bit as sensitive. Even a playful slap, while not particularly harmful, can still be enough to make a girl double up and fall to the ground in pain. On the other hand, a full force kick can crush the clitoris up into the pelvic bone, compressing it. Since the clitoris is so tender, this will cause the girl incredible amounts of pain, and in some cases, severe injury, such as vulvodynia, bruising of the vulva and clitoris. In extreme cases, the girl may experience bruising to her pelvic bone as well. Severe cases of cuntbusting also carry the potential of emotional trauma, since the average girl tends to be more sensitive than the average boy.
For some reason, a surprisingly large number of (mostly younger) girls are unaware of their genitals' tenderness. Yet when kicked full force in the groin by the same person, girls are going to suffer just as much (if not even more) pain as boys, because of the double shot on the clitoris and the pelvis. The clitoris is located slightly higher, so when kicking a girl in the groin, the attacker aims higher and hits the clitoris and the pelvis, which is located right behind it. On the other hand, the testicles hang lower, so when kicking a boy, only his testicles are hit, and not his pelvis. It's still incredibly painful for a boy, but he won't have pelvic bruising to add to his injuries.
For some reason, a surprisingly large number of (mostly younger) girls are unaware of their genitals' tenderness. Yet when kicked full force in the groin by the same person, girls are going to suffer just as much (if not even more) pain as boys, because of the double shot on the clitoris and the pelvis. The clitoris is located slightly higher, so when kicking a girl in the groin, the attacker aims higher and hits the clitoris and the pelvis, which is located right behind it. On the other hand, the testicles hang lower, so when kicking a boy, only his testicles are hit, and not his pelvis. It's still incredibly painful for a boy, but he won't have pelvic bruising to add to his injuries.
Danny: So Sarah tried to kick me in the nuts over the last bagel this morning.
Alec: That's a bad idea, considering you're a black belt in karate... what'd you do? You let her have it?
Danny: Let's just say I gave my little sister a cuntbusting she'll never forget!
Alec: How so?
Danny: I kicked her so hard in her little pussy that she dropped to the ground immediately and burst into tears.
Alec: That'll teach her.
Danny: She's probably still crying.
Alec: That's a bad idea, considering you're a black belt in karate... what'd you do? You let her have it?
Danny: Let's just say I gave my little sister a cuntbusting she'll never forget!
Alec: How so?
Danny: I kicked her so hard in her little pussy that she dropped to the ground immediately and burst into tears.
Alec: That'll teach her.
Danny: She's probably still crying.
cuntbusting by Orren Wells May 8, 2013
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cuntbusting
The act of striking a girl or woman in her clitoris, usually to inspire the feelings of helplessness or male domination.
Unlike the testicles, the clitoris sits just in front of the pubic bone, so a hard kick to just the right spot will cause a girl MORE pain than a guy would feel if he was kicked in the balls. Guys, imagine being kicked really hard in the balls AND in the shin at the same time.
It should be used only as a last resort- if a girl resorts to kicking you in the cunt or balls, then go right ahead. Cuntbusting is seen as a cheap shot, so it should only be used if you get cheap shotted first.
Common forms of cuntbusting include kicking, kneeing, punching, pinching, or twisting of the clitoris.
Unlike the testicles, the clitoris sits just in front of the pubic bone, so a hard kick to just the right spot will cause a girl MORE pain than a guy would feel if he was kicked in the balls. Guys, imagine being kicked really hard in the balls AND in the shin at the same time.
It should be used only as a last resort- if a girl resorts to kicking you in the cunt or balls, then go right ahead. Cuntbusting is seen as a cheap shot, so it should only be used if you get cheap shotted first.
Common forms of cuntbusting include kicking, kneeing, punching, pinching, or twisting of the clitoris.
My little sister kicked me in the balls, so I did some cuntbusting tricks that hurt her so bad that she cried to our mom and she had to go to the hospital.
cuntbusting by Sarah Rodgers October 16, 2012
cuntbusting
When a woman is kicked in the vagina for fun or when she asks for it, it doesn't hurt like when a guy gets kicked in the balls so it is safe. It is compared to getting kicked in the butt for a male.
cuntbusting by smoothsexyington July 14, 2010
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Cuntbusting
Cuntbusting is a masochistic paraphiliac activity in which a female is struck in the groin. This may be performed on a woman by a male or female though most often it is done by a woman.
A strike to the cunt can be debilitating. and the vulnerable feelings it inspires can become a source of anxiety that might potentially seem unique and taboo to a woman.
Cuntbusting should be practiced with a degree of care. Vulvodynia and nerve damage within the clitoris are two of the disabling afflictions that can result from excessive groin trauma in the female. both of which can severely affect quality of life. Bruising and sometimes swelling of the vulva region may also occur.
Cuntbusting is a masochistic paraphiliac activity in which a female is struck in the groin. This may be performed on a woman by a male or female though most often it is done by a woman.
A strike to the cunt can be debilitating. and the vulnerable feelings it inspires can become a source of anxiety that might potentially seem unique and taboo to a woman.
Cuntbusting should be practiced with a degree of care. Vulvodynia and nerve damage within the clitoris are two of the disabling afflictions that can result from excessive groin trauma in the female. both of which can severely affect quality of life. Bruising and sometimes swelling of the vulva region may also occur.
I was Cuntbusted by a cuntbusting woman.
cuntbusting by Ren36 August 20, 2006
cuntblasting
Where several people get together and text one person (who is preferrably not present) at the exact same time with messages that all use the word "cunt" but generally follow a specific theme. This must be quick and painless and done by a large group of people at one time, blindsiding the victim. One text per person is all that is needed. Nobody cares if you have more "good ones." Save it for next time.
The novelty and spirit of the game is lost if you send a text on your own with a "cunt" message just because you thought it was funny. It's not; at that point it's just profane and tasteless. When a group of people do it to one unsuspecting person, then only is it hilarious and perfectly acceptable.
The novelty and spirit of the game is lost if you send a text on your own with a "cunt" message just because you thought it was funny. It's not; at that point it's just profane and tasteless. When a group of people do it to one unsuspecting person, then only is it hilarious and perfectly acceptable.
We're cuntblasting grandma with Disney movie titles, I'm going with either "The Jungle Cunt." You should definitely go with "The Little Mercunt" or "A Cunt's Life"
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Rob: I stuck my dick into that hot chicks cunt
Steve: Oh nice!!! you cuntpunted that chick
Rob: Why, yes i suppose i was cuntpunting her!
Steve: Yes cuntpunting is a much better word than fucking
Steve: Oh nice!!! you cuntpunted that chick
Rob: Why, yes i suppose i was cuntpunting her!
Steve: Yes cuntpunting is a much better word than fucking
cuntpunting by crazy-dodo 33 January 7, 2009
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