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Cuberculosis 

The wet, hacking cough that lasts 6 months to a year that one subjects one's cubicle neighbors to on a daily basis.
"Did that guy just hack up a phlegmball on his keyboard"?

"Yeah, he's had cuberculosis for 6 months now and refuses to go to a doctor."
Cuberculosis by itsme843 November 24, 2009
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Tuberculosis

A disease that killed the most Bad ass character in Red Dead Redemption 2
Arthur: We are not a charity

Man: Spits on Arthur

That’s how he got tuberculosis

Tuberculosis

A person how has TB has been smoking and not at a nice place or maybe got the disease from someone who spit on them or from Coughing a lot
Tuberculosis is one hell of a disease that Arthur Morgan had
Tuberculosis by Jefflit_FatBoi February 5, 2019

Tuberculosis

Its almost lung cancer, in the anime Rootin Tootin Cowboy Shootin 2, the main character Artur FUCKING DIES FROM IT. But don't worry, Dutch ALLWAYS has a plan.
Dutch: ARTUR!
Artur: *FUCKING STARTS COUGHING BLOOD* what now?
Dutch: t a h i t i
This is what Tuberculosis is.

Tuberculosis

its that is spread from person to person it effects the lungs mostly but can effect other parts of the body
arthur morgan died of Tuberculosis
Tuberculosis by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021

Tuberculosis

The disease that Arthur Morgan gets because of leopold strauss, which Arthur then dies from and makes you have to pull out the tissues.
Doctor:you got Tuberculosis and will probably die.
Tuberculosis by Arthur_Morgan12 June 11, 2019

Tennessee Tuberculosis 

During foreplay, while a man is licking a woman's pussy, her period comes, the man accidentally inhales her menstruation blood, then in a coughing fit, the blood is sprayed all over the woman's body
No, they're not spots on my body, my boyfriend had a bad case of Tennessee Tuberculosis.
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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