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Bethune-Cookman University 

Basically the biggest college in the world with black enrollment. Not to mention that like 3 Asians and 5 white people go there. Highest SAT scores of entering students are in the upper 300's for each section. Basically you can get in there even if you didn't graduate high school or if you slept through your entire SAT.
John: " Jill where you going to college?"

Jill: " Bethune-Cookman University with Laquisha, we're going to rip right into the partying"

John: " You mean you will get ripped open right away"

Jill: " WHAT???!!"

John: "..........."

Croovman 

Croovman was the first reported person to knowingly ingest anal leakage as a supposed source of Vitamin A. He was wrong and still is.
Mrs. Croovman sought out alternate nutrition sources in all the wrong places.
Croovman by Blazingcabbage October 9, 2011

Cronkman 

A human being with an extreme superiority complex who tends to see the world as a big pile of shit, ripe for the taking
That is a cronkman right there, look at him. With his man-bun, flannel and Snoop Dogg tee. Thinks he's better than everybody else.
Cronkman by kreddy302 February 10, 2021

Darnell Cookman Middle School