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Bethune-Cookman University 

Basically the biggest college in the world with black enrollment. Not to mention that like 3 Asians and 5 white people go there. Highest SAT scores of entering students are in the upper 300's for each section. Basically you can get in there even if you didn't graduate high school or if you slept through your entire SAT.
John: " Jill where you going to college?"

Jill: " Bethune-Cookman University with Laquisha, we're going to rip right into the partying"

John: " You mean you will get ripped open right away"

Jill: " WHAT???!!"

John: "..........."

Croovman 

Croovman was the first reported person to knowingly ingest anal leakage as a supposed source of Vitamin A. He was wrong and still is.
Mrs. Croovman sought out alternate nutrition sources in all the wrong places.
Croovman by Blazingcabbage October 9, 2011

Cronkman 

A human being with an extreme superiority complex who tends to see the world as a big pile of shit, ripe for the taking
That is a cronkman right there, look at him. With his man-bun, flannel and Snoop Dogg tee. Thinks he's better than everybody else.
Cronkman by kreddy302 February 10, 2021

Darnell Cookman Middle School

I don't want to go to Darnell Cookman Middle School.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026