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Bethune-Cookman University 

Basically the biggest college in the world with black enrollment. Not to mention that like 3 Asians and 5 white people go there. Highest SAT scores of entering students are in the upper 300's for each section. Basically you can get in there even if you didn't graduate high school or if you slept through your entire SAT.
John: " Jill where you going to college?"

Jill: " Bethune-Cookman University with Laquisha, we're going to rip right into the partying"

John: " You mean you will get ripped open right away"

Jill: " WHAT???!!"

John: "..........."

Croovman 

Croovman was the first reported person to knowingly ingest anal leakage as a supposed source of Vitamin A. He was wrong and still is.
Mrs. Croovman sought out alternate nutrition sources in all the wrong places.
Croovman by Blazingcabbage October 9, 2011

Cronkman 

A human being with an extreme superiority complex who tends to see the world as a big pile of shit, ripe for the taking
That is a cronkman right there, look at him. With his man-bun, flannel and Snoop Dogg tee. Thinks he's better than everybody else.
Cronkman by kreddy302 February 10, 2021

Darnell Cookman Middle School

I don't want to go to Darnell Cookman Middle School.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026