veiny

An adjective normally used negatively to describe a person, place or thing that doesn't please you. This is in reference to enormous dick veins.

Person 1: Hey, did you watch So You Think You Can Dance last night?
Person 2: Dude, that show is so veiny!

by bingy9 April 8, 2010

A large, black dong, usually made of rubber, that has a very prominent dorsal vein.

She tried telling me she wasn't in the mood, but I caught her pounding her 'gin with the veiny in the bathtub.

by JKP June 23, 2005

Veiny Blanket

The act of stretching out your scrotum and covering someones face with it.

He was sleeping like an angel, until his roommate brought a veiny blanket down on his face.

by air vanilla November 16, 2010

A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina.

by The Digg February 27, 2008

by Sam September 3, 2003

Similar to teabagging but each ball is placed over your partners eye balls.

"I was gazing at the sun when my husband sat on my face, putting his balls over my eyes. It was like a veiny eclipse."

by Teletran77 April 8, 2010

A fucking dildo bro

Could be a dick, idk