Country Run

A drive through the country with the sole intention of smoking marijuana. Driving while rolling a joint or blunt may or may not be considered part of the country run. Keeping the windows rolled up to keep the smoke inside the car, or to 'greenhouse' is normal. The country is considered safer than the city due to police activity. See also: Hood Run

PERSON1: "Man I'm not doing shit, you got the whip?"
PERSON2: "Yeah..."
PERSON1: "Let's go on a country run fo' sho!"
PERSON2: "No herb..."
PERSON1: "I gotch you!"
PERSON2: "Well let's do this!"

Country Run by Super__Villain February 11, 2010

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Cross Country Runner

A long-distance runner that competes in Cross country and usually track and field long / middle distance events. Almost always very handsome and tan and ripped. Adversaries will be most displeased as runners often times will steal said adversaries ladyfriend(s).

Baseball/Football Player 1: Dude, that guy running there is such a homosexual, look at his obnoxiously short shorts.

Baseball/Football Player 2: Bro I know right, look at how ripped and tan his upper thighs are, hahaha what a homosexual.

Baseball/Football Player 1: Yeah, i'll stick to wearing my boardshorts and this baseball cap, what a queer he is!

Cross Country Runner: I boned both of your girls...at the same time, peace!

Baseball/Football Player 1+2: That doesn't matter he is still such a homosexual, yeah!!! *HIGH FIVE!*

Cross Country Runner by Anextremebadass June 19, 2011

Cross Country Running

The sport of getting chased by, or more oftentimes chasing after, sweaty Kenyans.

Cross Country running is a great way to improve your heart, lungs, and legs.

Cross Country Running by ssaa.natrrra. February 6, 2012

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Cross Country Runners

A bunch of idiots who think it is fun to run far distances, in all kinds of weather and terrain, all in short shorts.

"Look at those stupid cross country runners running on the sidewalk!"

Cross Country Runners by Walrus500 April 19, 2010

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running the country

having sex with female or male in the whitehouse

me and my friends were running the country in his house

running the country by tiddyinmouth August 15, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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