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Chuck Norris of Cheap
one that has mastered the art of wallet fumbling, a stingy person or one that will pinch a penny until POTUS 1-6 is squealing like a little girl
I can be a little tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.
Chuck Norris of Cheap by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020
Related Words
Couck • coucka • chuck norris • Chuck E. Cheese • chuck taylors • chuck berry • Chuck Bass • chuck d • chuck norris'd • Chuck Norrised
Muck Chucking
Muck Chucking by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
Chuck it out
Chuck it out means to dispose of something that is no longer wanted. This can mean literally throwing it away or recycling or selling, but not reusing for a different purpose. It can also mean forcing an obnoxious person to leave a location.
Chuck it out by AKACroatalin October 7, 2016
ChuckHurst
a verb used to describe an action taken by someone who fucks up and blames it on someone else. Can also be used as a noun
Bossman: Gary, you screwed up the Goldstein account! I found the paperwork on your desk!
Gary: Why am I getting in trouble? Goldstein isn't my account
Bossman: Charles told me he gave it to you last week. Gary, You're fired!!!
Gary: Charles did a ChuckHurst on me, didn't he? Goddamn it!
ChuckHurst: Another notch in my belt! Teehee!!
Gary: Why am I getting in trouble? Goldstein isn't my account
Bossman: Charles told me he gave it to you last week. Gary, You're fired!!!
Gary: Charles did a ChuckHurst on me, didn't he? Goddamn it!
ChuckHurst: Another notch in my belt! Teehee!!
ChuckHurst by Francis G. McBlanketlover July 22, 2010
Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
chuck norris
A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show Walker Texas Ranger.
>or<
A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
>or<
A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Chuck Norris' tears cur-- oh wait, you've heard this one before? Yeah me too about a million times...
chuck norris by Pamanda August 28, 2008
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"