Condev 

Short for connected device; a single all-encompassing word to describe any technological device with the ability to connect to the internet or other devices. This may include but is not limited to tablets, smartphones, and computers.

With the persistence of cloud storage solutions, one may now access their stored data across virtually any condev.

Condev by javascriptJunkie August 21, 2013

condescending bitch 

Person who believes you need their help and cannot succeed on your own. Person who believes they are superior to you and offers help when they dont even have anything.

I'll take care of you when I get rich and sell my music. Right now im living off my husbands money. Response: i have more money than you, you condescending bitch.

condescending bitch by flexas January 28, 2014

condescending prick

A self-important person who thinks is way better than others morally, intellectually and emotionally.

Francis: Finally, my economic model is working. I have gotten all my impulse response functions nicely.
JeanPaul: How nice! But your model doesn't even have capital. Check my models, all of them have capital. I know it may be hard for you, but don't worry, one day you'll improve.

Francis: what a condescending prick!

condescending prick by JR for junior August 30, 2015

Condescending Smiley Face 

Condescending Smiley Face - When someone uses a smiley-face in an obviously heated text-based argument in an attempt to seem 'better' or 'above' the other person.

e.g. of a Condescending Smiley Face: The context is an argument on youtube over something stupid. "If you'd actually read the date though you'd realise you're wrong :)"

Condescending Smiley Face by AcidCH August 3, 2013

condesplain 

To explain to a person with condescension. To assume you are more qualified to speak on a subject than a trained professional because of something you read on the Internet, or in a book, etc; or because of an assumption based on gender. (Including man/womansplaining).

Can be used as an umbrella or gender neutral term.

The antivaxxer condesplained to the doctor the dangers of the MMR vaccine based on a debunked paper.

Judy knew that men didn't know how to cook so she proceeded to condesplain a simple recipe to her coworker.

condesplain by Architectphonic May 23, 2016

Condescending

Subtly showing that you feel superior to others. Is usually viewed as extremely douchey

Oh, I hate that kid. He's such a condescending piece of shit.

Condescending by mayanaze February 21, 2017

Condesplain 

Explaining something in the most long-winded and likely inaccurate way that a) was totally unsolicited and/or b) whoever you're telling definitely already knows (probably more about). Anyone can be a total asshole!

Don't condesplain my own name to me (I mean, unless you named me).

Condesplain by batnashdash July 27, 2018