Commocide

The act of killing oneself or others with the use of a holden commodore. Usually used to refer to fatal accidents, which the murder weapon was a Commodore.

News Reporter: In other news, a 16 year old p-plater has committed commocide on the Sturt hwy, killing 4 occupants of a Nissan Micra.

by BeneathTheRemains666 January 10, 2012

commode chode

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

commode paralysis

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.

Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!

by YAWA January 4, 2019

commode

A politer way to say ''toilet''.

I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.

by David March 6, 2004

in commode

In a deep imperturbable sleep, as if in a coma.

“He was in commode for hours after running the marathon.”

by kulturevulture February 15, 2020

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

commonize

Coming from the word common. If you wish to make one part common to several different models. Typically used in a cost savings idea. Not to have several parts that do the same job across different models, pieces of equipment etc.

We would like to commonize as many parts for the seven different models we have.

We would like to have a common part shared between the seven different models we have.

by Mr. Phil September 10, 2005