David's definitions

fakeism

the opposite of realism in drawing. fakeism

this comic strip is drawn in fakeism style as opposed to the realism style

by david September 27, 2003

niggerjuice

A derogatory term for the fruit of a black woman's loins; sex from a black woman. Referred to in the movie "Monster's Ball". A character said the term when speaking about how he used to have sex with black women.

I had a thing for niggerjuice, but I prefer a white woman.

by david January 22, 2005

Walderbeast

Hairy northern animal with bitch tits

Matthew the walderbeast

by David February 17, 2004

water fountain

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.

They want to know where the water fountain is.

by David February 16, 2004

fidge

Fidging is the taking of free samples of fudge on a regular basis with no intention of buying.

"I'm off fidging later from the Fudge Kitchen"

by David October 23, 2004

highfalutin

More "country" than "urban." ... A true "hillbilly" pronunctiation would drop the "t" sound.
1. Putting on airs. 2.living beyond one's means. 3. Fancy stuff. 4. Showy.

1. Can you believe that highfalutin attorney acting like he's some kind of Perry Mason?
2. They're highfalutin now, but they'll be filing bankruptcy within six months.
3. I'm a simple guy. I don't need all that highfalutin stuff.
4. Sure, I can afford a Cadillac, but my old pick-up still runs fine. I'm not highfalutin.

by David October 12, 2003

Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003