David's definitions

insects

Really small animals that are pests. Most insects are pests. ants, cockroaches, beetles, termites, and flies are all insects. Spiders are not insect. Spiders are arachnids.

I think their class is studying insects.

by David March 6, 2004

douchegasm

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.

Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."

by David October 11, 2005

booby bang

The act of thrusting one's dick in between the rather larger breasts of female. Also called a titty fuck.

I booby banged my girlfriend last night.
Timmy's so fat he could booby bang himself.

by David June 18, 2006

E.Bola

a deadly virus

ebola is worse than ecoli

by david December 9, 2003

jewish skills

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

by David January 15, 2005

wiksta

proper hot shit
well good

To something really cool - "Aaaaah mate, that is so wiksta"

by david January 12, 2004

Merck

A big babushka on a womans crotch
AKA Fur Burger

Dude, I was totally gonna fuck that girl but then she pulled down her pants an she had a huge merck

by David November 18, 2004