David's definitions
Really small animals that are pests. Most insects are pests. ants, cockroaches, beetles, termites, and flies are all insects. Spiders are not insect. Spiders are arachnids.
by David March 6, 2004

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.
Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."
by David October 11, 2005

The act of thrusting one's dick in between the rather larger breasts of female. Also called a titty fuck.
by David June 18, 2006

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