David's definitions

Turkey Lurker

One who lurks turkeys.

You mother fuckin Turkey Lurker

by David May 4, 2004

kwok

hold pen in between pecs

You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.

by david February 24, 2004

pepin

cool, sweet ass, like pimpin. hot

That's the nicest car I've ever seen, that shit is pepin.

by David January 2, 2005

soda

The General American term for a fizzy drink.

I want to go buy a soda. All Americans should understand what this word means. It is sometimes miscalled ''pop''.

by David January 15, 2004

GT

Girl Talk aka keeping it real.

GT is more fun when my breasts are tender!

by David October 20, 2007

Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 16, 2003

Elb

Peerless leader

No one had shown brilliance since Napoleon, Wellington or Elb.

by David March 30, 2003