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Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.
Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!
by David May 23, 2004

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A penis that exceeds 12 inches.
My mandingo could probably choak a land dwelling mammal.
by David April 04, 2005

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One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.
I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.
by David October 27, 2003

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anything that is good, or someone that is good, past tense to own someone
that is beast

you are such a beast

i beasted you
by david April 20, 2004

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Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
by David October 27, 2003

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David Letterman said it best: I don't know what the fizzuck I'm talking about.
by David October 12, 2003

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A racist individual who uses Judaism and his/her goal in supporting Israel as an excuse to occupy, control, and subdue an entire group of people. Zionists do not believe in the true teachings of Judaism, rather they abuse it much like Bin Laden abuses the Muslim religion. They believe the Jewish race is a superior race, and that every other race/people should serve them.
"Israel is a Zionist State, in which people of Jewish roots are privilaged over everyone else"
by David December 08, 2003

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