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Colgrove 

Salcker, Does no work and blames everyone else for his lack of production.
Unliked by most
Passes the buck
"I find those colgrove business cards everywhere"
Colgrove by Flat-top March 10, 2009
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Miranda Cosgrove 

Jeez miranda cosgrove is such a meme lord. She is the reason memes are memes.

Miranda Cosgrove 

1: Proof that you don't need talent to get a record deal.

2: Teen actress for a few nick shows. Very annoying.
Dan: Hey, Chuck, Miranda Cosgrove's coming down to the studio right now.

Chuck: Ah, crap. Our voice altering equipment isn't working!

Dan: Oh, okay, I'll just tell her the studio's under construction or something.

Big Sam Cosgrove 

Absolute Hero To All Aberdonions xxx
Big Lanky Pussy Magnet
Ballon d'or Winner (2 December 1996 - Present)
Scored 2 Crucial Goals In Aberdeen's 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership Match Against St Mirren 06/10/18
Mostly Known For His Debut Where He Destroyed Scott Brown
1.Sammy Cosgrove Wins The Ballen d'or Once Again
2.Here Comes Big Sammy Cosgrove With All The Ladies"
3."Big Sam Cosgrove Finishes , A Shame He Can Only Finish Off The Ladies"
Big Sam Cosgrove by FS19 November 17, 2018

Miranda Cosgrove 

a teenager that is most known for her role on iCarly, a popular kid's show on Nick. she's also a pseudo-singer, but if you listen to her songs... you can tell that they've been synthesized. a LOT. it sounds like a PC singing...
some idiot: did you like- hear the like-- new Miranda Cosgrove song??

me: yes. and it goes to a new level of computers taking over our world. someday, we'll be listening to computers sing!

Congroved 

to get absolutley hammered, and not remember what you did in the morning, but find out through your freinds mocking you.
I got totally congroved last night.
Congroved by shirley T. September 1, 2011

Cosgrove 

The Cosgrove’s are sexy bastards
Cosgrove by Cccozzyy October 23, 2019
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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