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Collating 

Like "Scissoring" but with anuses.
Jim and I had a crazy night of sex, we were "collating" all night!
Collating by kerouacwannabe October 21, 2011
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To brush one's teeth.

A reference to my little pony: friendship is magic 's background character Colgate whom the fans have named after the fact her hair is toothpaste coloured.

Made by Intelligent Derpy Hooves (FIM)
I've just woken up, must colgate! Colgating should not be done just after drinking orange juice.
The act of massaging out sperm out of ones flaccid penis while working the balls and literally pumping out the secretion; as if squeezing the remaining toothpaste out of a tube . This is done preferrably above the reciprocant.
Colgating: After a hard night of drug use Jim was unable to achieve an erection; therefore he had to colgate his girlfriend instead as she always requires a milky load before sleep.
Colgating by Jimbo_the_dude_69 January 22, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026