Cockstoned
Cockstoned by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006
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cocksmoked
verb-some girl told me that it means "to get hit by something"....by what, i dont know. i think you can draw your own conclusions.
cocksmoked by tdubs May 13, 2005
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Cockstoned • cock stone • cockstand • coldstoned • Chockstone • cocksmoked • cockston • cocktone • Cocktopede • 360 cockscoped
cockstand
cockstand by mike briggs July 13, 2003
Cocktopede
An insect like creature like a centepede apart from having 100 legs the cocktopede has 100 cocks for legs. He is a famous singer on youtube check him out.
Oh my god check out the fucking cocktopede he has 100 cocks and they are huge I have only got one and its tiny what a lucky CUNT.
Cocktopede by DEANOOOOO December 30, 2008
cockston
cockston by vacuslipknot April 11, 2008
coldstoned
coldstoned by Bernard Parsons August 28, 2005
cockstand
This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.
A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.
A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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