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Celltopia 

Celltopia n a group of radical dudes and dudets what meet together watch out for each other, hang with God and get down wiv da bible. (slight ironic, tongue in cheek undertones)
-cell: a small possy operating as a core of a larger massif
-topia: ultimate perfection, da bomb, can't mess wiv da best.
Celltopiaite 1: Yo dude you hanging wiv celltopia tonight its goina be top.
Celltopiaite 2: For real, I hear big JC's going to be there!
Celltopiaite 1: Rock on
Celltopia by Stevo Smallio November 25, 2005
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Celltography 

Celltography, invented by creative folks (as yourself) who enjoy taking amazing photography by only using....that's right...your cell phone.

Mastered by Bay Area college students and their obsessive use of cell phones, Celltography should be a field of study.
Taking sweet pictures with your cell phone...hence "Celltography"
Celltography by Ivy Dexter July 4, 2011

cellophane 

The plastic wrap around a pack of ciggarettes. A lot of times used as a "baggie" for marijuana.
"Yo, let me get that cellophane for my eighth."
cellophane by MuddyBarkus2 October 2, 2008

Clitopia 

Clitopia; noun, a utopian society where all of the nerves in the human body are as sensitive and easily stimulated as the clitoris. Organism are as common as the average house fly and everyone is in constant pleasure.
Hey Sean, I just had a dream I lived in Clitopia, my bed sheets soaked in semen.
Clitopia by BigBodaciousBalls August 7, 2014

clitopia 

The brother city to cuntopolis. Filled with more cunts and clits.
Holy shit dude, clitopia is so much better than L.A. Fuck yea
clitopia by DelaysAssHair February 6, 2014
A cell phone so large that it can double as a laptop. A state of the art cellphone that you have to hold with two hands.
I gotta charge my celltop before I can call you.

I have to change purses to accomodate my new celltop.
Celltop by KaoticKimmy-DawnOtheDead October 19, 2013

Cellophane Complex

When trying to get rid of an unwanted problem in life ie bad habbit, (ex)-girfriend, you cannot get it to leave your life despite trying to shake it off...sticks to you like Cellophane!
Combating alcoholism...you'd get rid of it, if only it didnt stick to you by you drinking every night!...Your having a Cellophane Complex

Relationship...trying to get old girlfriend out of your head and out your life, if only you could stop texting, calling or thinking about her!...Your having a Cellophane Complex
Cellophane Complex by Ali Temple December 7, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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