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Cellophane 

invisible evil substance that surrounds ceartain areas and desperate travelers, stopping all cell phone signals
darn, I never get a signal here, its allways totally covered by cellophane
Cellophane by Muffasa Mini August 3, 2005

Cellophane Complex

When trying to get rid of an unwanted problem in life ie bad habbit, (ex)-girfriend, you cannot get it to leave your life despite trying to shake it off...sticks to you like Cellophane!
Combating alcoholism...you'd get rid of it, if only it didnt stick to you by you drinking every night!...Your having a Cellophane Complex

Relationship...trying to get old girlfriend out of your head and out your life, if only you could stop texting, calling or thinking about her!...Your having a Cellophane Complex
Cellophane Complex by Ali Temple December 7, 2006

cellophane prank

A magical illusion created by placing cellophane under a toilet seat Causing urine splash and shit splatter.
I went to take a shit the other day and it splattered all over my ass, I fell for the old "Cellophane Prank."

Cellophane/ Tinfoiling 

Cellophane (adj.): when a person is very transparent and clear about their intentions or goals or end game in a romantic situation or relationship

Tinfoiling (verb): the opposite of cellophane; when a person should be transparent or clear with you in a romantic situation/relationship, but instead they are the opposite…vague, ambiguous or borderline shady.
Cellophane/ Tinfoiling

Jess: I was starting to really like him and I was honest about that, but then I couldnt get an idea of where he was at with things.

Nicole: Ohhh, I see. So you were cellophane since the beginning but he was tinfoiling you?

Jess: YES! he was totally tinfoiling me.

Cellphone Tai Chi 

A series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. The Cellphone Tai Chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.
Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.

cellphone magnet implants 

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.
After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!