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castelli cafe 

Castelli Cafe is the UK home of Castelli Cycling apparel. Castelli Cafe uses Twitter and Instagram for social purposes and is the founder of #cafelove a friday feel good vibe
Castelli Cafe is the best place to buy Castelli in the UK
castelli cafe by bikeGeek March 17, 2014

Flying Castelli 

Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.
"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."

"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."

Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*
Flying Castelli by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011

Luke Castellan 

The main antagonist in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (not including Kronos, THE bad guy). Son of Hermes, sick to death of all the gods but in the end sacrifices himself to save the world. A goddamn hero. Has a scar on his face.
Percy: Hey, I'm Per-
Luke Castellan: LET'S KILL THE GODS! THEY SUCK!

Castillions

An obsessed castle (ABC) fan. Anybody suffering from Obsessive Caslte Disorder can call themselves this.

If you get excited when you see the number 47 or if coffee means "I love you" and handshakes mean "kisses", then you know you're one of them (us).
I will Always be a Castillions!
Castillions by CastleIndia October 23, 2012

talia joy castellano 

A beautiful teenage girl who struggled through a battle of cancer. She died July 16 2013. Her life was a huge impact on everyone.
"Just keep swimming"

"Where did you get that from?"

"Talia Joy Castellano"
talia joy castellano by E.E.M January 1, 2014

Castelluccio 

Castelluccio - Noun - Singular - Gnome of Italian descent. Mean and highly irritable. Often found residing in the garden, drop-kicking it's enemies.
Wow, look at that little monster! That must be a Castelluccio
Castelluccio by Castelluccio July 11, 2011