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cantillionaire 

A rich person whose wealth came from the built-in unfairness of the fiat monetary system. See: Cantillon Effect
Man, check out these fat-cat banksters with their big-ticket wheels... They must be Cantillionaires!
cantillionaire by oregonborne August 14, 2020
"Tonight in catillion, we will be practicing our bows and curtsies."
Catillion by Tutku S. Nightlord August 22, 2009

Cantilloons

n. A portmanteau of 'Cantillon', a well known brewer of highly acidic 'lambic' beers, and Pantaloons, wide breeches common in 17th Century England.

Excessive consumption of lambic beers is known to adversely affect the digestive system, often causing unintentional venting of highly liquescent excrement. One who has suffered such an outburst is said to have 'Cantiloons'.
"Man, I drank 10 bottles of Lambic last night. I had heinous Cantilloons."
Cantilloons by ExpertBeerTaster August 22, 2011

castiglioni 

A beautiful italian last name, but who cares about that because it’s also the last name of hella mafia bosses in Southern Italy. If u have this last name don’t be scared to beat a bitch up bc u a bad bih!
Fred: what’s your last name

Y/n: CASTIGLIONI
Fred: oh sh!!t that’s a scary Southern Italy mafia name *cries*
castiglioni by Dddddddeporteddddd November 6, 2020

Cactillion 

One of, if not THE, largest recorded and named numbers. It is a 1 with 1,337 zeroes after it.
Teacher : Omgz0rz j00 nuubs wtf is a Cactillion
Stundents : z0mfg n00b it's 10 to the power of 1337!
Teacher: OMFG wh0 is j00 callinG a n00b j00 bey0tch!
Cactillion by LOTO | Cactus February 2, 2007

castrillion

A faggot
Named after Thomas castrillion, meaning faggot or person of emended gayness. Used primarily in Spain and 3D design classes.
Wow u are such a castrillion
castrillion by Aioshsjajahaa December 13, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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