Skip to main content

Captian Stabbin 

The absolute owner of young girls.

Captain Stabbin' 

A Porn made by Reality Kings (Not Bang Brothers as Family Guy suggests.) in which a guy wearing a Captian's Hat has anal sex with a bunch of chicks on a boat.
This is the reference to it on Family Guy.

Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you?
Brian Griffin: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers?
Woman: Yes.
Brian Griffin: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Woman: Uh, what's your name?
Brian Griffin: Brian Griffin.
Woman: And which site did you belong to?
Brian Griffin: Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
Woman: And how are you spelling that?
Brian Griffin: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian Griffin: You know, instead of a G at the end.
Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter?
Brian Griffin: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.
Captain Stabbin' by MewWinx96 October 6, 2012

captain stabbing 

old man with girls on his boat...funny
www.captainstabbin.com
dude, i wanna see anal adventures on captain stabbin!
captain stabbing by andrei October 17, 2003

captain stabbing 

When a woman is on her period and is STILL wanting a good fuck and her partner uses his hard cock like a hot knife going through butter. After the act is over he pulls out his cock and notices the period juice has covered his member.
Dude, last night I played Super Hero with my woman again on her period and turned into CAPTAIN STABBING.