a superhero with a mullet
by your powers combined...i am captian planet!
A freak with green hair and is a bitch to all the kids with the rings. He also probably has STDS and gave them to everyone that's why the show is no longer on tv.
Captian Planets powers are:
Earth= That's when he is taking a shit and it is HUGE
Fire= When he lites his farts
Wind= When he farts really hard and almost shits his pants
Water= When he is taking a leak or when the toilet over flows
Heart= when He plays hide his sausage with the kids