Capen 

An old library at the university of buffalo, where buissness students never go, engineering students live and students are always cracked out on adderall pulling all nighters since its open 24/7. Oh and it looks like shit with 70's style carpets, smelly indians, creepers making out on the couches and this one crack head that uses the computers to watch rap videos on utube

some hot chick at the bar : where do you live?

engineer 1 = Capen library, its blows

Capen by not2 May 1, 2010

Capen 

A Kick Ass Wrestler

Thats a Capen right there

Capen by CW11892 April 11, 2009

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

capanese 

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.

Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese

capanese by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020

calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

calendula 

the flower of a heart break

1970/2020

"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”

calendula by shell bay April 21, 2021

Cape cod stuffie 

When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.

Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster

Cape cod stuffie by Falmouth FAIL Mouth August 4, 2017