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Cancer Man 

On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.

Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.

He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.

His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"

Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
Cancer Man by dookeyboy December 21, 2010
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Cancer Man 

Worst type of men ever, even tho there’s no good type of men. Will be talking to 100 other girls. These men will not make u feel special. That’s all thank you.
Person 1: yo who’s that ugly ass musty ass looking ass white ass who looks like he doesn’t wash his ass guy over there

Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man
Cancer Man by idkwhattoputhere March 21, 2021

cancer man 

the head honcho man in the x-files who is always seen smoking a cigarette.
cancer man usually appears at the end of the show.
cancer man by Allyson Rose August 2, 2006

Cancer Man 

HORRIBLE! Cancer Men have no sense of stability in their life and they suck and always cheat in their relationships (if they can keep one for more than a week) If you have a Cancer Man in your life, go through their phone and see if their friends with their ex. If they are friends with their ex...... REEEEEDDDDD FFFLLLLAAAAGGGG!!!!!
Ashton: Honey, I'm a Cancer
Karson: We're done.
Man that Cancer Man sucks.
Cancer Man by Ladyrights<3 March 1, 2022

Cancer Man 

Worst type of men ever, even tho there’s no good type of men. Will be talking to 100 other girls. These men will not make u feel special. That’s all thank you.
Person 1: yo who’s that ugly ass musty ass looking ass white ass who looks like he doesn’t wash his ass guy over there

Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man
Cancer Man by idkwhattoputhere March 21, 2021

canc3r_man 

ALL HAIL CANC3R_MAN ON DISCORD
canc3r_man by canc3r_man November 24, 2019
an inter-breed of a canadian and/or german, creating an unstable balance of stuff and jesus.
Jordan Jew: "that damn canerman stole my stuff"
Alex Menuer: "lets kick that canerman's bunghole!"
Ian turd: "dude, that's a canerman crusafix! put it down and wash your hands!"
canerman by Ian Turd June 7, 2006
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