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Palintology

The future science and study of the bones of Sarah Palin and all animal forms she once embodied in the early 21st century.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.
A hundred years from now many prominent universities around the globe will offer courses on Palintology.
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
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facebookistan

1. Headquarters of facebook, the Pseudo-Socialist Networking terrorists who are rumored to be plotting the takeover of the world. Currently located in Palo Alto but rumored to be moving to Menlo Park, CA in June 2011.
facebookistan is full of shady characters who are spying on and plotting against us with our own personal information.
by dookeyboy May 14, 2011
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put some rims on this bitch

To hook your ride up with some tight-ass wheels.
Matt: "Yo, that new Caddy you got is a phat-ass ride, yo!"

Tony: "Thanks, man... all I gotta do now is put some rims on this bitch and it'll be completely off da chizain!"
by dookeyboy January 21, 2011
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Dumpalotopus

1. A philandering herbivorous dinosaur species (full name: Dumpalotopus maximus rex) of the Jurassic era that died out prior to the cataclysmic asteroid event due to its aversion to commitment with the opposite sex.

2. In modern times, used to describe a gigolo type who gets laid often and is rarely with the same babe twice.

See also hit it and quit it
1. At the archaeological dig site we found a complete Dumpalotopus skeleton minus the spine.

2. Dude, Sean gets laid so much from week-to-week with so many different chicks we've resorted to calling him "Captain Dumpalotopus!"
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
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Sankyville

A very large village whose occupants are all six feet under.
Billy: Man, I hear Uncle Ralph is really sick and might not make it much longer.

Jimmy: Yeah... well, you know what Grandma always used to say... we all gotta go to Sankyville some time.
by dookeyboy November 23, 2010
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86 this bitch

1. To dump a chick with whom you are fed up.

2. To leave a place or hangout (usually in a huff or quickly) because it's lame or has become tiresome.
1. Man, I'm sick her drama, yo! I'm 'bout to 86 this bitch when I talk to her ass again!

2. Marcus: "Man, da bouncer won't let me in da club 'cause he said my pants on da ground, yo!

Sean: "For realz, playa? That's whack! Let's 86 this bitch anyway, yo!"
by dookeyboy November 26, 2010
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toddler CEO

The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
by dookeyboy December 6, 2010
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