dookeyboy's definitions

Beg pardon?

A question asked with attitude and a squinty-eyed look to someone who has just offended you even though you understood perfectly well what was said. The threat of an ass-whoopin' against the offender usually follows.

Dude: "Dude, rap music sux!"

Homeboy: "Beg pardon?!"

Dude: "You heard me."

Homeboy: "Hold my keys, y'all, I'm 'bout to whoop this bitch's ass!"

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

freeze tag

a redneck batchelor/batchelorette party with no cover charge

Man, let's go out to Widow's Peak tonight. They's havin' a freeze tag party for Billy Ray and Dixie - all you can eat and drink, too!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

mama grizzly

A dim-witted, wannabe fierce woman politician from Alaska who unjustifiably accuses the lame stream media of personal attacks against her "cubs," and thus feels the need to appear regularly on Faux News to protect them from any schizophrenically perceived gotcha journalism.

Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.

After her media appearance in Wasilla, mama grizzly went salmon fishing so she could feed her cubs.

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Political Frankenstein

A politician who becomes monstrously notorious or infamous, usually for their outrageously controversial behavior or ridiculously bombastic statements. Once the resulting monster is unleashed, the media usually has a field day with it and even the powers-that-be seemingly cannot regain control of it and make it go away.

Sarah Palin and Rod Blagojevich are probably the two biggest Political Frankensteins of the past couple years.

by dookeyboy January 12, 2011

Godfocker

Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.

Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...

by dookeyboy December 18, 2010

paranormal

clothing that is fashionable/en vogue

Boy, you lookin' like a foo' witcha pants on da ground! Take dem off and put on a paranormal ones!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

telethon

a televised donor call-in event wherein the sponsors keep 75% of the proceeds to line their own pockets, 20% is allocated for administrative costs, and the remaining 5% is given to the charity in question

Dude, I don't have cable and there's nothing on network TV tonight except this fuckin' telethon.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010