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callahan 

a friend of the dream team, and server operator on the dreamsmp he doesnt speak or show his face online, but is considered one of the funniest people on the dream smp just by using in game chat

his minecraft skin is captain america in a reindeer onesie
dsmp fan 1: did you see what Callahan just said

dsmp fan 2: yeah, he is so funny and he doesnt even talk!
callahan by dreamsmpfacts January 25, 2021

Callahan 

Person1: hey you know Callahan?

Person2:no?
Person1: he was on George's stream

I'm stupid
Callahan by Hi I'm a dream fan June 26, 2020

Callahan 

Using ones left hand to flitter and twiddle the external genitalia, or snatch of a clueless female who is trying unsuccessfully to be humorous or witty.

At the recent Texas vs. Nebraska college football game, a female Nebraska fan (Who thought she was being quite funny.) was seen wearing a shirt with the slogan: Callahan This. The shirt also had a large arrow pointing down to the minge.
“She thought she was being hilarious, so I Callahaned her.”

“When my girlfriend tells a bad joke, I laugh sarcastically really loud and then Callahan her cooter.”
Callahan by George Henry November 15, 2007

Callahan 

The T-shirt a pretty girl's wearing on an advertising picture of the same brand name, currently on the right of your screen (doesn't work all the time).
Jon : Hey dude, look on the right of your screen !
Doe : Oh an advertisement for Callahan !
Jon : You got it.
Callahan by SureIloveyoudarling August 16, 2009

Callahan 

- Callahan my beloved
- Callahan the beloved

Callahan 

Typically a dude who is chill but overprotective. He will beat someone up over something small. He loves to chill with friends and play Xbox. He is a hypeman. When he gets mad he gets really mad. He is a crazy dude with a ability to never show emotion but he will show madness
“Yeah, a broke my nose cuz of Callahan.”

“Guys shut up it’s Callahan!”
Callahan by EveryGirlEver6969 November 14, 2018