Callahaned 

The act of getting so wasted that one pukes in a random sink and cleans it out with their bare hands.

Dude, I day drank for seven hours and got kicked out of a party because I got so Callahaned.

Callahaned by Blond Doctor March 18, 2011

callahaned 

to be duped by someone in sales to buy something and verbally get the world promised to you.

Hey Team, we got a new client signed off on 1 firewall to be installed in 8 hours. oh btw, the client claims they also got 4 switches, 3 servers, a new backup system on top of it.... we got callahaned!!

callahaned by McLovesky January 17, 2022

Callahan Theory 

The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.

Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"

Callahan Theory by MickWhop July 23, 2012

A Callahan 

When you screw over your soldiers or employees because you can't get over your own bitterness. Applies to all people who revel in ruining the lives of others because of their own whimsical opinions. Common symptoms of "A Callahan" include Napoleon Complex, little dick syndrome, and others.

"Dude, my boss won't let me take vacation for my honeymoon. He's pulling a Callahan on me."
"I literally had COVID but my professor won't let me make up the exam. What a Callahan."

A Callahan by psyfloperator November 18, 2020

The Callahan Baja Blast 

The Baja Blast is when a man finishes in a woman’s mouth, she holds it in her mouth and drives her to Taco Bell. Where he buys her a Baja blast, she spits the semen into said Baja blast and continues to drink it all day.

Dude last night me and Christina did the Callahan Baja Blast.

The Callahan Baja Blast by Superlitdood69 January 27, 2023

callahands 

a hottie, likes lactose, lactose intolerant.

pronouns: she/they
has a crystal obsession

“have you heard of callahands?” “no shut up bitch. and please stop asking me these things.”

callahands by hottiebaddielibbie June 22, 2021

Callahan Fl 

A mostly white hellhole in Northern Florida
It's crawling with racist and homophobic Republican hicks. Has a population of a little over 1,000, but has a fuckton of churches. Most boring place on earth. If you're a minority, old white people will give you looks of disgust and fear. Don't live here!

I almost got shot by a bible thumping hillbilly in Callahan Fl when he saw my Ridin' With Biden flag

Callahan Fl by ericcman July 4, 2021