Buttonwood 

When someone has a really small erection.

dude u got a small erection. it's a buttonwood!

Buttonwood by Fat Mike G October 17, 2006

Butterwood

ball sweat

Barron: Basketball practice was long today.

Chance: I know. I think butterwood is running down my legs.

Butterwood by El Pido Gomez June 3, 2010

buttonwhores 

1_ people who collect any button from anywhere, regardless of whether or not it is relevant to them

2_ pseudo-politicals, pseudo-punks, or indie rock kids who amass themselves in button mounds, esp. on messenger bags, and yet do not act on their fashionable concerns

guy: " 'I Love My Radius?' "
girl: "Yeah, I don't know what it means but I thought the red type on black looked totally PUNK!"

buttonwhores by medaeval February 6, 2004

Buttwood

Fecal matter, poop, shit.

Hey I am going go to go upstairs and chop some buttwood because if I do it down here it's be all loud and smelly and that would ruin the moment.

Buttwood by donuts246 December 7, 2006

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

BUTTWOOD by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

Buttonhooked 

To get or be, fucked, screwed, or swindled or left out of something.

"We waited for you till 8 to go to the bar, and when we got there, we ran into the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. We partied all night with 'em....."

Yeah, my boss made me work late....He totally buttonhooked me"

or

"I waited too long to use my coupon for that free case of beer....I totally buttonhooked myself"

Buttonhooked by monkey76 October 13, 2009

buttnoodle 

A loser or someone that is rude... just like saying buuthead

Gosh your such a buttnoodle!

buttnoodle by Kalabongak October 30, 2007