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Bro Crush 

Noun: An undying lust to be one's bro/best friend
Stanely: Yo, I have wanted to tell you this for a long time...
Gregory: Yes?
Stanely: I, uh, I have a bro crush on you
Bro Crush by Bob_Joe1 March 5, 2020
Related Words
Bro-crush bro bro ho bro code Bro C Bro Fist Bro-Bro bro man bro dude Bro-Gina

Bro-crush 

When two dudes wanna touch dongs, but know they can't.
Aaron: Dude, Ryan totally has a bro-crush on you!
Zack: I know!!! But im not sure if that's a bad thing. ;)
Bro-crush by the Sledge March 22, 2009

Brocrush 

A homosocial situation where one male is attracted to another, but the latter doesn't necessarily reciprocate this attraction. Precedes bromance, and may not result in a mutual brolationship.
Mitchell fondly and openly talked about his brocrush Paul; sadly, Paul was never aware of these affections.
Brocrush by buckedchuck April 17, 2009

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026