Bottom Boat 

To violently corn-hole a unconscious, physically disabled subject.

My uncle was caught Bottom Boating his neighbor.

Bottom Boat by Johnyyyie June 28, 2008

Bottom Boat 

Verb; Ass motor boating. To motor boat one’s Ass cheeks.

Rachel let me bottom boat her perfect ass!!!

Bottom Boat by Bobby Sinatra November 4, 2023

soggy bottom boat 

The grotesque act involving two or more individuals in which one or more of these individuals lay beneath a glass table(any transparent surface) so that they can view the person remaining in this equation from underneath as they take a shit on the table.

Boy, I surely cannot wait for Robby to get here. He is gonna shit when he realizes what he was in for when he agreed to be captain of the soggy bottom boat.

soggy bottom boat by BuryBallz October 10, 2017

glass bottom boat 

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some glass bottom boat action.

glass bottom boat by Frank667788 August 21, 2006

Glass bottom boat 2 

One person lays under a glass coffee table jerking off while the other person squats over the table takes a shit. Then after the guy cums the girl or guy pisses on them.

Hey DJ can we do a glass bottom boat 2?

Glass bottom boat 2 by Smashley420420 March 6, 2014

Glass-Bottom Boat 

latin: Traba crystalis

In this perfect addition to foreplay, one partner lies beneath a glass coffee table while the other squats above it and unloads. Like viewing the colorful sea life from the relative safety and serenity of a glass-bottom boat, this simple maneuver is not only arousing but biologically tantalizing.

I've been to Hawaii. I've seen all of those fish---its what every tourist does. It's neat and all, but never blew me away. But getting to see my Bobby in action, doing that Glass-bottom boat for me, seeing that magical human process going on in front of me . . .well, I just felt like a science student all over again.

Glass-Bottom Boat by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

glass-bottom boat 

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face

After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.

glass-bottom boat by Jizzle March 18, 2003