Definitions by Jizzle
mugwash
brain helmet
kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God
not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time
not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time
(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?
Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?
Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?
brain helmet by Jizzle May 23, 2006
cizzle
Mint Jelly
1. An object/event/action that is favorable to the speaker. Sometimes referred to as money in the bank, money, or heat in the street.
2. A phrase used to express extreme satisfaction.
2. A phrase used to express extreme satisfaction.
1. Yo, that race was lamb shank with mint jelly.
2. Rice busting is mint jelly, it's a great way to spend a wednesday night.
2. Rice busting is mint jelly, it's a great way to spend a wednesday night.
Mint Jelly by Jizzle March 16, 2005
happienate
1. To make someone happy
2. To make someone happier than his or her present condition, though not necessarily completely happy
3. To amelioriate something, to improve something
See antonym unhappienate
2. To make someone happier than his or her present condition, though not necessarily completely happy
3. To amelioriate something, to improve something
See antonym unhappienate
John was sad, but he was happienated by fucking Mary.
I saw that Joe was down in the dumps so I bought him some pot to happienate him.
My car was broken, but I happienated it by fixing the carburator.
I saw that Joe was down in the dumps so I bought him some pot to happienate him.
My car was broken, but I happienated it by fixing the carburator.
happienate by Jizzle January 12, 2005
unhappienate
I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious plan to unhappienate her - I killed John. With a butcher's knife. In the ass. I bet it hurt.
I think by smashing my train to pieces, I may have unhappienated it a little.
I think by smashing my train to pieces, I may have unhappienated it a little.
unhappienate by Jizzle January 12, 2005
realive
1. To make something alive again, to ressurect, to bring something back from the dead
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair
Some people say that Jesus was realived.
After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.
After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.