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boomhound 

A penis that resembles a tree trunk or an oversized sexual toy. A love length of substantial proportions.

AKA Megahog
1. Get your laughing gear around my boomhound.
2. Oh my god look at the size of kev's boomhound you can see it through his jeans.
3. Which is bigger, my boomhound or this child?
4. Sometimes I think this boomhound is just too big.
5. When I meet a girl who can deal with the full length of my boomhound Im getting married.
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boomhound 

A massive cock. One so big, it is difficult and even annoying to carry around. Boomhound Day is April the 6th, after it was invented on that day in 2005.
Bommhounds tend to live in a boomkennel that is the area around the penis/ wanger
Dude, can you think of any other words for this oversized penis?
Boomhound?
boomhound by Juicy ripe melons April 7, 2005

boomhound day 

One of the greatest days in history. The day the boomhound was created. Falls on the 6th of April every year.
People take out their boomhounds and brutalise their women with them.
1. Guy 1: What are you doing for boomhound day this year?
Guy 2: Same as every year, I will brutalise my woman with it!

2. Girl 1: Wot did Charlie get you for boomhound day this year?
Girl 2: A broken throat and some very sore orifices.
boomhound day by The Circle April 7, 2005

bloodhound gang 

A good band, who have tons of great songs besides the one everyone heard on the radio. Some are just too stupid to look into more than the radio though.
the bloodhound gang are a hell of a lot funnier than that stupid ass homestar runner strong bad shit will ever be
bloodhound gang by cock June 28, 2003

bloodhound main 

a sexy bitch with wallhacks
Oh your a bloodhound main nice by the way your sexy.
bloodhound main by dickhead69420E November 10, 2020

bloodhound gang 

A very excellent band from King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, who arent afraid to be non-PC while singing about strippers and pr0n stars and such. There really is more to them, and those who have only heard "Bad Touch" are missing out on a lot of great music. Oh well, more for me.
Well I find it quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
-BloodHound Gang, Lapdance Song
bloodhound gang by Utz89 November 8, 2004

Bloodhound

A person that doesn't mind or likes when a female is on her period.
He railed that chick on her period. That dude is a Bloodhound.
Bloodhound by dis1sikwidit July 16, 2009
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