14 definitions by Utz89
Ahrr they cut off ded pples balls n pikl em! -Don Vito, Viva la bam
*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*
*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*
by Utz89 January 9, 2005
A very simple portable storage device. It's probably among the best choices for use on sneakernet because it's easy to write to and requires no special software. It's far faster to write to a floppy than to burn a CD, and it's kind of a waste to put a few documents on a CD. Plus you can edit files on a floppy without having to re-burn. They are slowly being replaced by USB drives, but they have at least a few years ahead before they are officially obsolete. Floppies are far more durable than most of those Linux geeks say they are, as long as you don't dip them in bleach or something. You can drag your keys all across the outside of a floppy and it'll still work fine. Try THAT with a CD. They hold 1.44 megabytes with standard formatting and are about 3.5 inches square.
Me: I need a box of floppies.
Linux geek: What are those?
Me: FLOPPIES! You know? The little squarish plastic things!?
Linux geek: Umm...
Me: Damnit! Am I the only one that still uses these things?
Linux geek: I bet you use Windows. Linux is better.
Me: Oh, kiss my ass.
Linux geek: What are those?
Me: FLOPPIES! You know? The little squarish plastic things!?
Linux geek: Umm...
Me: Damnit! Am I the only one that still uses these things?
Linux geek: I bet you use Windows. Linux is better.
Me: Oh, kiss my ass.
by Utz89 June 24, 2005
1. Exclamation by Howard Dean that effectively mae him lose he democtatic primaries
2. A song by James Lileks about said exclamation
2. A song by James Lileks about said exclamation
by Utz89 November 5, 2004
A Wacky Pack card from the 1970s, parodying a can of Kiwi Shoe Polish.
Thanks to UD, I know know it is also a real fruit.
Thanks to UD, I know know it is also a real fruit.
by Utz89 November 30, 2004
A kick-ass little car made in the 1940s, but its makers ended going bankrupt. The source of the name for the classic left handed website (it's a long story)
by Utz89 December 22, 2004
1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.
by Utz89 August 20, 2004
1. Someone who doesnt belong, and as such is most often seen by themselves or with a friend or two at most.
2. Me
2. Me
1. There's almost no outcasts at my high school; they're all rich Republicans and buy their friends.
2. I am an outcast and I don't care what you think.
2. I am an outcast and I don't care what you think.
by Utz89 November 13, 2004