3 definitions by Juicy ripe melons

penis

If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs.

1. Wanger
2. Love Length
3. Schlong
4. Boomhound
5. Vainy Love Tree
etc

Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree
stop hitting me with your wanger
is that a boomhound or a bus?

by Juicy ripe melons April 7, 2005

boomkennel

The area which houses a boomhound. It must be sturdy since boomhounds are so dangerously big.

dude your boomhound is hanging out your boomkennel
ow, that kick penetrated the boomkennel and damaged my boomhound substantially

by Juicy ripe melons April 7, 2005

boomhound

A massive cock. One so big, it is difficult and even annoying to carry around. Boomhound Day is April the 6th, after it was invented on that day in 2005.
Bommhounds tend to live in a boomkennel that is the area around the penis/ wanger

Dude, can you think of any other words for this oversized penis?
Boomhound?

by Juicy ripe melons April 7, 2005