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bonkfest 

A torrid session of sexual intercourse. When two sex starved people get together and can not seem to have enough sex.
Renee and I had not seen each other in a long time, but when we got together it was a real bonkfest.
bonkfest by UrbanTony October 19, 2009
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Boaferline 

The line formed in a fat guy's belly by years of wearing a tight belt.
Wow, check out that boaferline on Steve Bannon.
Boaferline by ReturnofTink November 14, 2018
Like cleavage, but when you can see the outline of a man's penis through his shorts/pants.
Dude get some bigger shorts, I can see your bonage!!
Bonage by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

Bonafide7389 

A hopeless and morally corrupt user on the ESPN College Football message board who, though owned on a daily basis, continues to post as if he is superior to the rest of the world. He is now famous for "The Change." An event in which he pondered why Les Miles didn't take a delay of game and kick the chip shot FG with 1 second left in the game and no timeouts. He then proceeded to change the topic of the thread from "Why didn't they take the delay of game" to "GO GATORS" then to "Colt McCoy ZEROOOOOO Big 12 Titles."
Quote from Bonafide7389: Simpletons, why didn't LSU just take the delay of game? It would have still been a chip shot FG.
Bonafide7389 by hogsfan1101 November 22, 2009

Bobafetted 

Verb: When a popular character in a TV show is killed stupidly and suddenly without warning. Named after the way Boba Fett was killed in Star Wars Return of the Jedi.
"So then Omar gets bobafetted by this little punk!"
Bobafetted by highlander723 March 24, 2013

bonafide hustler 

Someone that is either trusted or feared by all. This kind of person knows how to get chedder either by selling drugs,rolling dice,pimpin, etc.
you will never know a bonafide hustler..
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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