4 definitions by UrbanTony

bonkfest

A torrid session of sexual intercourse. When two sex starved people get together and can not seem to have enough sex.

Renee and I had not seen each other in a long time, but when we got together it was a real bonkfest.

by UrbanTony October 19, 2009

Feliz Navidad

Spanish for Merry Christmas.

Feliz Navidad, Amigo.

by UrbanTony December 24, 2008

cunt dracula

The name given to a guy that eats out a girl's cunt when she has her period.

My girlfriend is on her period, but I will still eat her out, I am cunt dracula.

by UrbanTony March 1, 2009

Beefeater

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.

On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.

by UrbanTony February 27, 2010