35 definitions by lockenload23

LowKeyMon

When you want to play Pokemon go without anyone noticing.

Ahh there's so many people! I guess I'll have to play LowKeyMon

by lockenload23 July 19, 2016

savin sauce

When you dont jack off because you want to save up as much semen as possible.

Tina: hey do you want me to give you a hand job?
Johnny: nah, im savin sauce right now. maybe next week.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Still Cock In

When your cock is in a woman, but there is no movement between the man or woman.

-Dude did you bust?
--No, it was a Still Cock In

by lockenload23 January 2, 2017

Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Free Blow

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.

Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!

by lockenload23 July 25, 2016

what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

SpicDonald's

A McDonald's restaurant operated by mostly Mexicans.

Dude I had a big mac from the SpicDonald's yesterday! It tasted like salsa!

by lockenload23 August 21, 2016