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v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things Bollocking they have just been bollocked. Alternatively bollocked is used to describe a high state of inebriation.
"You're gonna get a bollocking my son"
"He just bollocked me!"
"I am completely bollocked"
by Lucy May 29, 2003
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A harsh punishment for something you've done.
In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"
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1) Castration (Also, de-bollocking)

2) Legnthy series of verbal put-downs.
I hate bollockings.
by Gumba Gumba March 03, 2004
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to give out...
My boss just gave me a right bollocking...
by Cully April 01, 2003
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Pull your pants up and stop bollocking.
by fruitsaladsniffer January 07, 2016
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