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Bollocking 

v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things Bollocking they have just been bollocked. Alternatively bollocked is used to describe a high state of inebriation.
"You're gonna get a bollocking my son"
"He just bollocked me!"
"I am completely bollocked"
Bollocking by Lucy May 29, 2003
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Bollocking 

A harsh punishment for something you've done.
In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"

bollocking 

1) Castration (Also, de-bollocking)

2) Legnthy series of verbal put-downs.
I hate bollockings.
bollocking by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

Bollocking 

Pull your pants up and stop bollocking.
Bollocking by fruitsaladsniffer January 7, 2016

Bollocking 

to give out...
My boss just gave me a right bollocking...
Bollocking by Cully April 1, 2003

Bollocking Knob Jockey 

A person who does not abide by the basic human principles, they influence bad behaviours among surrounding people; Often the younger generation
Person 1: “Why are they doing that?”

Person 2: “They are a Bollocking Knob Jockey, they can’t help it”

Person 1: “Oh, ok. I understand now. Thank you!”

Person 2: “Your welcome”

cunty-bollocking-arse-wank 

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.
bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).
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